22 September 2015

{The Nefarious Nine} Introducing Chaotica + Giveaways

By: Me My Shelf And I | 22 September 2015 at 12:55 AM | | | |

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Hello puny mortal. By now you have been introduced to five of the Nefarious Nine Super Villain Squad, and now it is time you met me.

I am Chaotica.

I am, very simply the creator of chaos.

Oh sure, I have the ability to remove chaos as well as create it, but what fun would that be?  My powers may seem simple to you, but you'd be surprised how many times per day you actually run into me. It takes so little to send you mortals into a tail spin, to make a good day go bad or to simply stress you out to the point of wanting to pull out your hair. Sometimes I need only make sure you can't find your keys, and then have them appear in the first spot you looked. Other days I have to keep at it, some of you are little more "chipper" and "glass-half-full" for my taste. You are my challenges, the fun I have.

I know you've seem my work:

  • When the copier begins shooting paper everywhere – that's me!vectorstock_2854942 [Converted]
  • I gave the kid on Tumblr the idea to mix Skittles with the M&M's.
  • When Justin Bieber is on every radio station you tune into, that's me.  Good luck surviving that one!
  • I'm the reason your purse turns into a black hole when your looking for your keys.
  • Glacially paced computer? Me!
  • Last page of a book is missing or ruined? Me!
  • Did that book you have been waiting for get bumped back a year….not sorry.
  • I'm that space between your car seat and center council where your credit card and cell phone go to die.

Some of my finer work was just earlier this week when I took to the local bookstore/ For instance, I turned all the mystery novels at the book store spine side in, moved the bibles to the Fiction section and put the Graphic Novels with the coloring books. You should have seen the little children cry as they opened book after book and seeing they were already all "filled in".  Priceless.

You can't escape me, and the harder you try to harder I come at you. Push me too far and II 'll shatter your reality. If you ever want to meet some of my success stories, perhaps visit the insane asylum.  Tell the Chaotica sent you, you'll get the finest treatment! See you real soon, mortal.


Meet The Nefarious Nine

Sept. 15th | Fiktshun

Sept. 16th | Owl Always Be Reading

Sept. 17th | Books With Bite

Sept. 18th | Once Upon a Twilight

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Sept. 21st | Two Chicks on Books

Sept. 22nd | Me, My Shelf and I

Sept. 23rd | Tales of a Ravenous Reader

Sept. 24th | Magical Urban Fantasy Reads

Sept. 25th | Mundie Moms


About The Books

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THE YOUNG ELITES
AMAZON | BARNES & NOBLE | iTUNES | THE BOOK DEPOSITORY | INDIEBOUND |GOODREADS

THE ROSE SOCIETY (The Young Elites #2)
AMAZON | BARNES & NOBLE | iTUNES | THE BOOK DEPOSITORY | INDIEBOUND |GOODREADS


About The Author

4342215I write young adult novels, and have a special love for dystopian books. Ironically, I was born in 1984. Before becoming a full-time writer, I was an Art Director at a video game company. Now I shuffle around at home and talk to myself a lot. :)
I graduated from the University of Southern California in '06 and currently live in LA, where I spend my time stuck on the freeways.

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Giveaways

We have two giveaways for you – one from PenguinTeen and the other from The Nefarious Nine! These will appear again, on all our individual villain posts, though the Penguin Teen one ends sooner than the other.

From PenguinTeen One winner will get an ARC of THE ROSE SOCIETY!

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From The Nefarious Nine

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3 comments:

  1. Wouldn't want to get on Chaoticas bad side :) Love your post it was fun.

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    1. Thank you for stopping in to check it out! ;)

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  2. Hmm, I love superheroes, but villains are often so much more interesting!

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